Due to one of my old posting topics, namely the aftermath(s) of the local party scene through the amused eyes of the editors of the local sheriff’s blotter, I get a lot of search engine hits from queries on crime in Isla Vista. I momentarily resurrect this topic because something in this week’s blotter caught my eye:
Working on a hunch after spotting an acquaintance wearing a T-shirt similar to one she’d been missing, the victim decided to check popular blog websites to do some investigating. Her research proved useful when she found online photos of the acquaintance wearing other articles of clothing that had been missing.
Using the evidence collected by the victim, deputies contacted the subject in question. In a tearful confession, the 20-year-old university student explained the reason behind her actions.
“I work three jobs and I don’t have any money … I didn’t think she cared if I took a couple of her things,” the Isla Vista resident tried to reason.
After returning a number of belongings stolen from the victim, including a Chanel purse and Juicy Couture jeans, the suspect was arrested for grand theft.
Crime doesn’t pay, kids, but it does give me a small fragment of the twenty or so hits this humble weblog receives on a daily basis. I wonder if the victim of this particularly vicious crime ran across yours truly in the search for her missing Juicy Couture jeans. The world is shrinking. In other crime-related news,
Unfamiliar with his surroundings on a recent visit to Isla Vista, a 22-year-old Fresno resident was arrested for public intoxication. It was just after 2 a.m. when authorities found the man urinating outside the Isla Vista Foot Patrol entrance on Pardall Road.
During his arrest, the man admitted, “I’m not going to lie and say I’m sober.
Who lets these Central Valley yahoos into our little corner of paradise? The Isla Vista Foot Patrol building is the proper territory of UCSB drunks, not Cletus from Fresno. Why, I hear that just a few years ago a man from Turlock was eaten alive by angry Gauchos for trying that exact same stunt. Will they ever learn?