You may notice something slightly different here at Among the Barbarians. Look closely. At the top, next to the “about” tab, I proudly present “Philbrick’s Spam Poetry Slam.” WordPress’s spam filter has blocked almost three hundred messages so far, but I am ever so cautious and try my best to make sure that no real [...]
Thursday
And the column is up at Faster Than the World. Yep, that’s where I’ve been lately. Don’t get around much anymore.
More Spam Poetry
Sorry guys. I have nothing. Today’s spam poetry:
“To me, there is naught sport than the union of rare color and texture.”
Spam Poetry
Outside of the Viagra and porn variety of spam, I occasionally get something downright interesting. I’ll start posting these just for the hell of it. Today’s spam comment:
“The tresses is one and only of enough measure to current a serene boundary. This element ships in – days.”
Almost like haiku.
The Beginning of the Term
All is apparently quiet in college land, probably at least until Thursday when the Barbarians get back to their job of getting drunk and entertaining me. All is somber at the sheriff’s blotter this week, just a few drunk drivers and speed freaks landing in the pen, but here’s an odd one:
A renter on Modoc Road [...]
What to Do when Your Ex Writes Three Psychotic Emails in a Row
Ignore, ignore, ignore. Delete the ex’s email and phone number. Grill a ham and cheese sandwich. Enjoy your ham and cheese sandwich and the fact that you now have one less person in your life.
I Heart Comment Spam
Yes, I know that I have not updated this thing since Ford died. His death and my non-blogging are totally unrelated. In fact, I have absolutely no excuse this time. School does not start until Monday and it’s not like I’m employed or even out enjoying myself or anything. I just have not felt like [...]
