Thanks to The American Princess for the idea.
The Thin Line between a Postmodern Joke and a Stupid Waste of Time
Let us say, hypothetically, that I was to set up one (1) phony Myspace profile a day including a throw-away email address for one hundred days and link them all. This would take roughly ten minutes a day as long as I was methodical about linking all accounts regularly and would yield one hundred new accounts [...]
Jesus Is a Punk Rocker
The first quarter of grad school is over and the grades are in. Nothing spectacular, but I’m not in any danger of flunking quite yet. All this is my lame excuse for not posting lately, or rather, has been my lame excuse for over a month. Things probably will not change when the next term [...]
I Meant to Wake up Earlier
Then I slept through the alarm. I’m on vacation. I have the right. Anyway, I also meant to actually write something now, but seeing as how I’m still in pre-coffee mode, those of you who still bother to check this site can see my Thursday column at Faster Than the World. I might have something up [...]
My Complicated Relationship with the Sheriff’s Blotter
It was only a little over a month ago when I bewailed the failure of the local police blotter to give any interesting or funny stories about Halloween related incidents. Then, all the way in December they decide to post the stuff. These people have their holidays way ass backwards. The way things work they [...]
Thursday Again
You know the drill. The Faster Than the World column is up. I’ll be in my black hole until Moday.
Songs about Heroin
As stress mo unts to a perfect pitch of near-insanity, I know I can look forward to the moment the term ends, all papers are finished and turned in and I can play video games or read a magazine without feeling guilty. It’s like a shot of something quite potent that goes straight to the head, [...]
